Chuck Norris level Mission

On March 19th granted higher privileges Mr. Chuck Norris urgently went On the 22nd morning coffee made me wonder what could have actually happened Investigation took a while ...

Chuck Norris: Final Mission Saving the Universe from Certain Doom That ordinary weekend morning, for no reason, my vacuum cleaner refused to work, then mysteriously vanished with “urgent stuff to fix” in garage and a “quick grocery run”. It felt like some invisible force was compelling me to elaborate on a legendary memo, rather than do house cleaning. So here we go ... Poyekhali Afterburner On Late March days, the airborne ranger Chuck Norris emergently surpassed into hibernation — a tactical cosmic nap — for conservation of energy during a long-trek spacetime journey, uniformly scattering beyond the edge of Everything in order to envelop and halt its expansion, protecting the pale blue origin from nuclear decay in a megazillion years, and even revert it back a bit to contraction, so that no new clever high-tech bubble pops like “dot-com”, causing yet another global «AI-deally remastered» crysis. Scientists recently confirmed: Accelerating expansion of the Universe had mysteriously slowed Well, it might have been the moment Chuck envisioned something he could measure to prevent things slide, slide in all directions. At once, the Universe cowered in fear. Operation Phantom Liberty Kinda suspiciously perfect story to serve as camouflage for a top-secret military operation, if Chuck was once honorably chosen by the President to deal with: find a route to the neighboring Universe and take a giant leap over transdimensional hypertunnel, infiltrate the post-soviet alien regime as Commander Volkov and finally capture their hungry dictator — comrade Sultan, making it must with one more thing... The upcoming «Multiverse Peace Prize» for Mighty Norris will — by virtue of absolute resolve — eventually go to Donald Trump, leader of the Good Magaritans Make Aliens Grok America now and forever Vox Dei Prophetic Meanwhile, addressing a voice from chuck knows where via TTPoE, God speeds informally confirm Einstein was infernally wrong. Destined to reach lightly new horizons, Chuck suddenly found Himself alone in the dark, hawking around a massive open source of zero-explicit content, divinely escaping every trap and snare of its evil resident. — Sod off, black hole, sudo not suck, — he said, walking subtle but not malicious within a singular etherophobic Zorb, also known as Gravitsapa. — Hell there! You dared to travel fast and cross the threshold — what's the matter? I've seen the future, brother, it is Aether ...sub-quantum fine-grain pure — it's how does the Mass effect inertia, and how was established Architecture — the omnipresent space archaeo-texture. Etherware. Hear the Call Third Warning — So, look out, World, take a good look what comes down here, — Chuck Realerts, — An overdose of intraspecific competition plays a counter-strike against humane and sustainable multiplanetary growth, keeping the last of us highly unappreciated and critically underfunded. — You must learn this lesson fast and learn it well, as far as not quite interstellar but very much terraneous redshift, with maniacal perseverance, defies the commonwealth curiosities and opportunities while draining off colossal capitals to Capitoilets. Hopefully, it's not believed to be the Idea. Or is it...?

TV made him Walker the Texas Ranger Internet made him Almighty stranger Mystery made him the Universe arranger ~ ~ ~ Take an all-new astrophysical Journey with the hypersecurity chief Chuck Norris

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